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posted by zacky at 02:00     


    ARRRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! FIRST Maddy is telling me about this party at Linda's with jamming, and I can't go, cuz I'm going to Kevin's party with Nessa, but then Nessa has to go to some bar mitzvah, so she can't do anything, and I haven't seen her for a WEEK and a half. So, then I can come to the jamming party. But not really, cuz Kevin's party is still going, and then my dad is like "Kay called to remind you about the band practice today, but I told her that you couldn't come."
"Why not?"
"Michael's baseball game."
WHAT?!?!?! So now there are like, 4 things I wanna do today, added to the torture of STILL not being able to get together with Nessa, and I really miss her and want to see her, and my cousins are here and my parents are gonna be all "NO YOU HAVE TO SPEND ALL YOUR WAKING HOURS WITH NOAH AND LINNEA WHO FLEW 3000 MILES TO SEE YOU." And even though I love 'em, I don't want to devote my summer to them. AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
posted by zacky at 12:51     


    WOOOOOT!!! Posting from the beach!! I love internet cafes. I'm having lots of fun here (though I did get a bit of a sunburn). So, yeah, this place is pretty cool. Last night, there were these guys playing guitar, and sarah and I went down to listen. This asshole came up and put some money in their case, and said, "Here's 50 cents, but you guys gotta shut the fuck up!" A minute or so passed, and Sarah got up and put a buck in and said, "Here's a daollar if you keep going." ROCK ON, SARAH! And the bass player let me play his bass, and it was good. So, I'll be back in a couple of days. Yah.
posted by zacky at 17:33     


    So, I'm off to Bethany Beach tomorrow. I'm not feeling particularly witty right now, so the post will end here. See y'all Saturday.
posted by zacky at 22:30     

    If I were a stone, I would be: like a stone
If I were a tree, I would be: RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!!
If I were a bird, I would be: somethign that flies really fast and kills small animals
If I were a machine, I would be a: a giant robot
If I were a tool, I would be: a big fucking hammer
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: fragrant
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a warm summer night
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a dragon (i'm sooooooo original)
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: BASS!!!
If I were an animal, I would be a: snake
If I were a color, I would be: deep blue
If I were an emotion, I would be: histerical revelation
If I were a vegetable, I would be: a potato
If I were a sound, I would be: the sound a sword makes when you pull it out of the sheath and plunge it into a person shortly afterward
If I were an element, I would be: FIRE!!!!!
If I were a car, I would be: the Z3
If I were a song, I would be: Parabol/Parabola - T00L
If I were to trade places with another person, it would be: no one, dude, my life is awesome right now
If I were a movie, I would be: the Matrix
If I were a food, I would be: a green apple
If I were a place, I would be: Takoma Park
If I were a material, I would be: i dont understand this question
If I were a taste, I would be: goooooooood
If I were a scent, I would be: spring
If I were a religion, I would be: ethical culture
If I were a word, I would be: motherfucker
If I were an object, I would be: a rope
If I were a body part I would be: fingers
If I were a facial expression I would be: laughter
If I were a subject in school I would be: philosophy
If I were a cartoon character I would be: ZIM!!!!!!
If I were a video game character I would be: Link from Zelda
If I were a shape I would be an: a dodecahedron
If I were a number I would be: 1023
If I were a month I would be: August
If I were a day of the week I would be: saturday
If I were a time of day I would be: 10:23!!!!!
If I were a planet I would be: saturn
If I were a sea animal I would be a: giant squid
If I were a direction I would be: up
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a lamp
If I were a sin I would be: oooooh, lust, most definitely
If I were a historical figure I would be: Einstein
If I were a liquid I would be: ROOT BEER!!!!!
posted by zacky at 00:43     

    Paradigm shift:

He woke up on Sunday, and took a long shower. He walked downstairs, and grabbed some cereal, thinking of her the whole time. He couldn't wait to see her. He sat down with the book he was reading, hoping to pass the time quicker, and get to 1:00 as fast as possible. And so time passed. It passed right on through 1 and straigt up to 1:30. She still wasn't there yet. The conversation was beginning in his head.


"Hi, Zack, I'm really sorry, I'm not coming today"

"And when were you planning to call and tell me that?"


"You know, if you just don't want to see me, tell me, it's better than being paranoid all the time."

It would only get worse from there. He called, and her mom picked up.

"She's already at the pool," she said. Already?

"Ok, thanks anyway." He started to think. Oh, darn, of course she's avoiding me. What? Why would she be avoiding me? At the pool already? She was supposed to be HERE now, and go to the pool at 4. He checked the messages, only the slightest sliver of hope clinging on.

"Hi Zack, I have some news to break your heart." Oh, god, here it comes. "I can't come over today because-" I will work to elevate you, just enough to bring you down. Sing it, Maynard. "-I'm going to be at the pool from 12:30 to 7:00, because Anna can't work those hours, so she's going to be there from 4 to 8:30 instead of me. I'm really sorry, I'll call around 8. Love you, bye!"

LOVE YOU!!!! It was 1:40, and life was about a million shades brighter than ten minutes ago. He couldn't wait for monday.

posted by zacky at 00:08     

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